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by Joe P Sandbagger
Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:53 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: End of the World 5 Km.
Replies: 7
Views: 11547

End of the World 5 Km.

The Junior Class of Oark Schools is sponsoring a 5 Km race on December 22nd at 10:00 if the world is still here. The race will begin at 10 AM and is a point to point course. We will be giving T-Shirts to the first 100 entries and trophies for the top 3 in 5 year age divisions. You can email me at b....
by Joe P Sandbagger
Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:24 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: One mile road races in Arkansas
Replies: 16
Views: 11994

When I was the cross country/track coach at Eureka Springs from 1988 to 1996 we had a one mile road race called the Highlander Mile. It started at the High School which is on Hwy 23 then ran down the "hill" into town. I hate to admit it, but I beleive one year that Clydedale did run a 4:11...
by Joe P Sandbagger
Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:11 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: It is time for the Star Wars, Darth Vader takes on Captain..
Replies: 31
Views: 17133

When it takes me 30 minutes to run 3 miles as it did yesterday then I am in no position to talk smack. I am in position to say that my performance this Saturday will be a No Name performance.
by Joe P Sandbagger
Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:13 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: free agent
Replies: 1
Views: 1946

John,

I would file for free agency..but like Ryan Madson of the Phillies, no one would want to pick me up. As a result I guess I better stay with the River Valley Running Club to avoid not being picked up and having to go over to Japan to run.
by Joe P Sandbagger
Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:08 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

Wow a man is near his death bed and all you see are the vultures circling in for the kill. I dear not look for smypathy, but if you are bored I am being admited to the Johson County Regional Hospital this afternoon to have my little baby treated. Clydesdale reports that the cat and pony show got off...
by Joe P Sandbagger
Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:03 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

I hate to rain on the parade of the bet of the fat boys vs. critters, but I just got out the hospital this morning. I have a kidney stone and can barely walk much yet run. This pain is ten time worst then any marathon.
by Joe P Sandbagger
Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:49 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

Let me get this straight. The finely tuned Clydesdale boys are going to challenge the pink kitty and black pony to a winner takes all pizza contest at the trail run. Best combined times between the two teams wins!!!!
by Joe P Sandbagger
Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:05 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

That sounds like a good wager to me. Pizza buffett for the fat boys and a personal bumper sticker for you and the Stallion. Speaking of, has the cat gotton the Stallion's tougue on this one? Or does he fear our superior size advantage?
by Joe P Sandbagger
Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:44 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

I will talk to my "Coach" and see what he says about lining up. I am fully trained under the Clydesdale training plan and have entered as a Clydesdale for this particular race. It takes a pretty lame pony to pick on an old horse who hadn't ran a Grand Prix race since 1983. But I guess that...
by Joe P Sandbagger
Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:01 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: TIME TO RUN ON SENTENCE
Replies: 60
Views: 28187

Ive had the privledge of traveling across the Pacific Ocean. I've had the joy of seeing my two children born into this world. I've experienced playing black jack with hall of fame baseball players in Vegas. But none of this will compare to when I get back enough and savor the thrill of crossing the ...
by Joe P Sandbagger
Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:17 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: Evidence of Pink beating Sandbagger......
Replies: 32
Views: 17091

I don't know if I'm off the hook. It looks like I could be hanging on a MEAT HOOK as a slaughtered cow if I decide to walk into another Pizza Buffett. Why oh Why did I decide to follow the Clydesdale training regiment.
by Joe P Sandbagger
Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:17 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: Evidence of Pink beating Sandbagger......
Replies: 32
Views: 17091

All this talk about weight has mad me hungry. Anyone up for going to the Pizza Buffet?
by Joe P Sandbagger
Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:18 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: Evidence of Pink beating Sandbagger......
Replies: 32
Views: 17091

So I would have to say who is expected first?
by Joe P Sandbagger
Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:10 am
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: ON THE HUMMOR SIDE OF THINGS
Replies: 55
Views: 27655

Mr Clydesdale...Could you please keep this forum at a PG level? Side Winder was talking about his dinner...not what you are thinking... :lol:
by Joe P Sandbagger
Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Running Forum
Topic: ON THE HUMMOR SIDE OF THINGS
Replies: 55
Views: 27655

Well Clydesdale has answered the call, now its up to Sidewinder to see if the challenge will be accepted.