Why Billy is FAT.....

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Why Billy is FAT.....

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Billy just figured out why you are fat.....its not all the rolls or the pizza or the wine.....Its your SHAMPOO its says on the label...."for extra volume and body"...SOOOOO you need to use the dish-washing up liquid instead...it says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"... there you have it everybodies weight problem solved.... :shock: :pompom:
Silly Billy was so Nilly....Couldn't run the Nebo Hilly....lol
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Awesome! Now if YOU could find a pair of those garden shears that could cut off about 3 or 4 inches of tongue, we'd BOTH be in good shape!!!! :lol:
P.S. Finally a little creativity on a post, good job Sidewinder! :ohyeah:
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He washes his hair? :doh!: :hcat: That mop doesn't looks like it has seen "Head and Shoulders" in a while :bow :shock: :wink:
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Sidewinder - how late did you stay up to think of that one? Best post in a while. lol
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dhmac wrote:Sidewinder - how late did you stay up to think of that one? Best post in a while. lol
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He got it off of Facebook :doh!:
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Kim: I suspected as much but I was just trying to play to his ego. He has been hurt longer than Billy and could use some "encouragement." :mrgreen:
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Oh,,okay,,,,,yes,,, we do need to let him thnk he is "smart" sometimes,,lol,,
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Tom didn't get it off on facebook .. he has inside info from the I.R.A. he just left off the N it should read IRAN. { don't ask}
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sidewinder wrote:Billy just figured out why you are fat.....its not all the rolls or the pizza or the wine.....Its your SHAMPOO its says on the label...."for extra volume and body"...SOOOOO you need to use the dish-washing up liquid instead...it says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"... there you have it everybodies weight problem solved.... :shock: :pompom:
Too very freakin' funny dude! LOL, I need to wash my hair more and stop living on a running diet of Reese's Pieces....thanks TOM! LOL PS I think I'll put that dishwashing liquid in my Hot Tub.....Go in fat and come out looking like "al that"! LOL
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SOOOOOOOOO..... my sister in law in Waterford....passed it along.....I just thought it would fit and it does....so :chug: cheers to her.
Silly Billy was so Nilly....Couldn't run the Nebo Hilly....lol
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No panther it is not the recees picess you need to eat it is m&m they might help with your marathon :lol: it has the letter m don't beleive me huh will ask marathon boy :lol: they help him.
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kimhoward wrote:Oh,,okay,,,,,yes,,, we do need to let him thnk he is "smart" sometimes,,lol,,
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anyone gonna be out at bona dea today?
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Billy will be with his dishwashing liquid...lol
Silly Billy was so Nilly....Couldn't run the Nebo Hilly....lol
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Now Sidewinder, remember I can catch you these days! :wink:
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