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Why Billy is FAT.....
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:34 am
by sidewinder
Billy just figured out why you are fat.....its not all the rolls or the pizza or the wine.....Its your SHAMPOO its says on the label...."for extra volume and body"...SOOOOO you need to use the dish-washing up liquid instead...it says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"... there you have it everybodies weight problem solved....
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:25 pm
by Clydesdale
Awesome! Now if YOU could find a pair of those garden shears that could cut off about 3 or 4 inches of tongue, we'd BOTH be in good shape!!!!
P.S. Finally a little creativity on a post, good job Sidewinder!
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:00 pm
by kimhoward
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:53 pm
by dhmac
Sidewinder - how late did you stay up to think of that one? Best post in a while. lol
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:19 pm
by kimhoward
dhmac wrote:Sidewinder - how late did you stay up to think of that one? Best post in a while. lol
He got it off of Facebook
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:19 am
by dhmac
Kim: I suspected as much but I was just trying to play to his ego. He has been hurt longer than Billy and could use some "encouragement."
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:24 am
by kimhoward
Oh,,okay,,,,,yes,,, we do need to let him thnk he is "smart" sometimes,,lol,,
why Billy is fat
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:06 pm
by Black Stallion
Tom didn't get it off on facebook .. he has inside info from the I.R.A. he just left off the N it should read IRAN. { don't ask}
Re: Why Billy is FAT.....
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:20 pm
by The Pink Panther
sidewinder wrote:Billy just figured out why you are fat.....its not all the rolls or the pizza or the wine.....Its your SHAMPOO its says on the label...."for extra volume and body"...SOOOOO you need to use the dish-washing up liquid instead...it says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"... there you have it everybodies weight problem solved....
Too very freakin' funny dude! LOL, I need to wash my hair more and stop living on a running diet of Reese's Pieces....thanks TOM! LOL PS I think I'll put that dishwashing liquid in my Hot Tub.....Go in fat and come out looking like "al that"! LOL
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:28 pm
by sidewinder
SOOOOOOOOO..... my sister in law in Waterford....passed it along.....I just thought it would fit and it does....so
cheers to her.
why Billy is fat
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:25 pm
by Black Stallion
No panther it is not the recees picess you need to eat it is m&m they might help with your marathon
it has the letter m don't beleive me huh will ask marathon boy
they help him.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:55 am
by Longhaul
kimhoward wrote:Oh,,okay,,,,,yes,,, we do need to let him thnk he is "smart" sometimes,,lol,,
There needs to be a LIKE button on this forum like on Facebook!!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:42 pm
by runlikeagirl
anyone gonna be out at bona dea today?
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:24 pm
by sidewinder
Billy will be with his dishwashing liquid...lol
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:19 am
by Clydesdale
Now Sidewinder, remember I can catch you these days!
That mop doesn't looks like it has seen "Head and Shoulders" in a while 